I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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