So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
