Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
A+ Viking dick
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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