Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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