I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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