Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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