Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She told me I should be a condom model.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Randomize