Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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