Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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