she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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