S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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