Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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