this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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