Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night