I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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