I wanna bring you to show and tell
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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