I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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