Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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