I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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