stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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