its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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