I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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