we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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