I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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