you guys were way drunker than both of me
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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