Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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