How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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