we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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