Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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