Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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