Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
My life is pants optional.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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