Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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