so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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