So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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