Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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