so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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