I need help removing her.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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