I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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