My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You need a sexual gate keeper
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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