yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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