should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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