Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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