Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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