i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic