If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party