I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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