I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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