at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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