So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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