I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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