bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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