you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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