the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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