these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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