It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
