and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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