Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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